Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

He is dead now, but he meant well.

Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.

People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.

If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?

Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does number eleven automatically move up? And does he see it as a promotion? Does he call his criminal friends and say, "I made it, Bruno. I'm finally on the list"?