All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.
Life is a series of dogs.
I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.