You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite.

I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence.

Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.