I think you can talk about anything if the context is correctly arranged. If you set up the context and you bring the audience along carefully enough with you, you can get them to cross the line with you. What I try to do is talk about things that bother me, and I hope that in doing so I bother other people.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.

I don't like the phrase shock value. Surprise is essential in comedy, and if people are shocked by what I consider merely surprising, then that's their shock. But there is no joke without surprise.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

Life is tough, then you die.