As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.