One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.
George CarlinI like to write without being stoned. I like to have a hit or two and then go punch up the writing. I just see different things and hear different things. But it's nice to be working from the base that I wrote originally and then come to it with a little buzz. I can have a little wine from time to time. I have a hit from time to time, but those are the only things I do.
George CarlinIn terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.
George Carlin