It was just a compulsion. In fact, I soon realized that the only thing I really enjoyed was the actual snorting.
George CarlinI do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
George CarlinWe will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.
George CarlinBesides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.
George CarlinI don't care much about the outcome. I'd like for people to feel better and have better lives, but I don't think that's in the cards through political action. I think bloodshed is still the way you get dramatic change. That'll never happen because they've got all the guns now. At least they've got the nice guns, the big ones, the ones with night vision.
George Carlin