That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.

I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.

A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning the flag for what you perceive to be the bad things the country has done. it's only a symbol. It's only a piece of cloth.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course.

The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.