In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

Personally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.

I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist. But I understand the word "cynic" has more than one meaning, and I see how I could be seen as cynical. "George, you're cynical." Well, you know, they say if you scratch a cynic you find a disappointed idealist. And perhaps the flame still flickers a little, you know?

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.