In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

What I hated most was seeing those priests and brothers getting so much pleasure out of inflicting pain. I wondered what was wrong with them.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I believe you can joke about anything.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.