Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.

I did LSD and peyote in the late Sixties, before I got into cocaine. That was concurrent with my change from a straight comic to the album and counterculture period, and those drugs served their purpose. They helped open me up.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.