We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.

I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.

The US Army has announced that although it is true they performed mind-destroying drug tests on hundreds of soldiers in the 1960s, none of the victims have been promoted beyond the rank of lieutenant colonel.

I was a class clown, of the classic term for it. I would get the work done easily, and then I would try to deprive other people of their educations. I developed skills for mimicry, and I was a good showoff. I knew how to get attention, and I knew how to do it in a positive funny way.

I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.

Meanwhile, followers of Eastern religions are sitting in the middle of their minds, experiencing a bliss and a level of consciousness that Western man can't begin to approach.

Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.