We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

Religion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.