What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.