The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election
George CarlinChildren should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.
George CarlinThe fact that I didn't finish school left me with a lifelong need to prove that I'm smart, prove it to myself, maybe to the world. I [also] needed to be - not the center of attention - but I needed to be able to attract attention when I wanted it, through my stunts and my fooling around physically with faces or postures or voices I would do. Those things are important elements in the drive behind all of this [my career].
George Carlin