The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.

If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.