The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.

No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability. It's certainly not a judgmental entity. It's certainly not paternalistic and all these qualities that have been attributed to God.

Everything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me.