What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.

I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got together every day for a year or so - a number of then willing to put on heavy makeup, wear clothes that weren't their own and pretend to be people other than themselves - and their whole purpose for doing all this was to entertain me, then I'm not gonna start worrying about whether or not they did a good job. The effort alone was enough to make me happy.