Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

More people write poetry than read it.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

We created god in our own image and likeness!