Sex criminals. Completely incurable... I suppose you could outlaw religion and these sex crimes would disappear in a generation or two, but we don't have time for rational solutions.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

My mother and I had a lot of distance between us emotionally, although, on the surface, most of the time, we appeared good and friendly, and all that. But I was a problem. I was a street kid.

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?