I gravitated toward being a funny guy. I liked the radio comedians. I lived in the Golden Age of radio, and the Golden Age of television came along when I was still in my early teens.

You know, if a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough. Acid and peyote were that way for me.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.

We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.

There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.