There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

I did LSD and peyote in the late Sixties, before I got into cocaine. That was concurrent with my change from a straight comic to the album and counterculture period, and those drugs served their purpose. They helped open me up.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.