There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

In adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.