The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.

Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.