I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. But I'm not in a league with Lenny [Bruce], certainly not in terms of social commentary.
George CarlinY'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
George CarlinIf churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
George Carlin