I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
All music is the blues. All of it.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.