I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death...has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.

I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.