If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
George CarlinOne time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was.
George CarlinI like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.
George Carlin