What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.

I believe my first duty is to survive. And I'm not just talking about criminals coming into my home. I once seriously considered getting a gun to protect myself from the police. If I need a weapon to continue living, I'll get one. And I'll use it.

I think of myself as an entertainer: I'm a performing entertainer, I'm a stand-up comic. But there's an artist at work here, too. One who interprets his world through his own filter.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.