What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.

Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death...has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.

If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die...where does the sacred part come in?

I definitely have a gift for language that is rhythmic and attractive to the ear, and I have interesting [verbal] imagery which I guess is a poetic touch.