What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950's baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the players.

Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?