The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.
I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.