E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.
Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
You never see a smiling runner.