I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

For a long time, I've distinguished between entertainer and performer and entertainer and artist. To me, an entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself.

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

My mother and I had a lot of distance between us emotionally, although, on the surface, most of the time, we appeared good and friendly, and all that. But I was a problem. I was a street kid.

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.