I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.

I went to my old school, where all the kids I'd been with for eight years were about to graduate. But the sisters wanted me to repeat the whole term; so I went to the principal and pleaded with her to allow me to graduate with my class. She finally agreed on the condition that I write the graduation play. It was called How Do You Spend Your Leisure Time?Catchy title, huh?

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

Some people think that words can injure the psyche or the moral fiber. And they really can't.