I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label. I feel that if I was figuratively dropped on the Earth and there was a political line, I would be just left of center. The difference for me is that conservatives are more interested in property values and rights and free markets, and liberals are more interested in human rights. In the end, there are people who don't fit into the marketplace and are not equipped. I believe the government should step in where the free market fails.

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.