I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.
George CarlinIf lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
George CarlinThe women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.
George Carlin