Someone said, and rightfully, that "property is theft'." There's no way a man can stand and tell me that he owns an apple tree. I just don't believe you. And so this pursuit of position and money and power, they are all wrapped up into one package that I think is crippling, debilitating and limiting. And unfortunately, people get sucked into it and then they've got you on the treadmill. You know: ''You've got to have a good job'' and "You've got to have a good education'' - which is another word for indoctrination. We're never going to rise above these limitations we've placed on ourselves.

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy.

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.