Someone said, and rightfully, that "property is theft'." There's no way a man can stand and tell me that he owns an apple tree. I just don't believe you. And so this pursuit of position and money and power, they are all wrapped up into one package that I think is crippling, debilitating and limiting. And unfortunately, people get sucked into it and then they've got you on the treadmill. You know: ''You've got to have a good job'' and "You've got to have a good education'' - which is another word for indoctrination. We're never going to rise above these limitations we've placed on ourselves.
George CarlinBecause we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.
George CarlinYou donโt see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterusโs, do you? No, you donโt see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do.
George Carlin