People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
George CarlinI literally didn't know my father. My mother had been a secretary, and after she and my father split, she went back to work for an advertising executive. So my older brother and I were "latch-door kids." We went home for lunch and after school by ourselves.
George CarlinI think we overrate ourselves in terms of our abilities and capacities. I mean, just because you can build a really swell bridge doesn't, to my way of thinking, mean that you're an advanced civilization.
George CarlinBaseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.
George Carlin