Sudden total weight loss.

The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

Where do we get our values from?

I always knew I could hold people's attention and make them laugh every 30 or 40 seconds, and I got approval and attention for that, so the behavior was reinforced. Later, that became an important skill on the street corner.

You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.

Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!