Sudden total weight loss.

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

Religion - religion, at best - at BEST - is like a lift in your shoe. If you need it for a while, and it makes you walk straight and feel better - fine. But you don't need it forever, or you can become permanently disabled. Religion is like a lift in the shoe, and I say just don't ask me to wear your shoes. And let's not go down and nail lifts onto the natives' feet.

Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

Is there another word for synonym?

A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.