We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Regarding jam sessions: Jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift for pay and then go somewhere else and continue to work for free.

I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.