Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become a disc jockey and know my pop music. I like it, my voice is good, and I can start out getting confidence without an audience in front of me.

I was a class clown, of the classic term for it. I would get the work done easily, and then I would try to deprive other people of their educations. I developed skills for mimicry, and I was a good showoff. I knew how to get attention, and I knew how to do it in a positive funny way.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.