That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.
George CarlinThe dividend I get [from my compulsion] is the freedom to be totally disorderly in my dreamworld.
George CarlinThe enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.
George CarlinOne of the interesting things about "outsidership" is that underneath it there's a longing to belong. I just wish the thing I refused to belong to - the species, Western capital culture - was a little more respectable. My one true relaxation is my flotation tank, in which I can either meditate or just drift off.
George CarlinThere are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' You know bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions.
George Carlin