I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.

Always do whatever's next.

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.