I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

Running isn't a sport because anyone can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run, you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated do you?

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or here's something you can't say because its a... secret; "You can't tell him that because he's not cleared to know that." Government wants to control information and control language because that's the way you control thought, and basically that's the game they're in.

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.