It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?

No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?

Religion - religion, at best - at BEST - is like a lift in your shoe. If you need it for a while, and it makes you walk straight and feel better - fine. But you don't need it forever, or you can become permanently disabled. Religion is like a lift in the shoe, and I say just don't ask me to wear your shoes. And let's not go down and nail lifts onto the natives' feet.