It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

Baby boomers helped me a great deal in my career. They launched me. They were there for me to sing my song to. And I'm not saying I'm better than anyone, but I think they turned that anti-authority baby boom mentality into their own enemy. Now I identify very closely with their children.

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.