Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
George CarlinSometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.
George CarlinHeroin, forget it. In my neighborhood, I could see what heroin did firsthand and I was definitely afraid of that number.
George CarlinPeople can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before the next "horrifying" event. People forget there is such a thing as memory, and that when a wound "heals" it leaves a permanent scar that never goes away, but merely fades a little. What really ought to be said after one of these so-called tragedies is, "Let the scarring begin.
George Carlin