By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

They [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.