By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

Personally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

There are an awful lot of things in the cut of street drugs that eventually make you sick. I reached a point where the skin around the edges of my fingernails used to hurt all the time. And it would peel away easily. Now, that must have been from some poison in the cut.

Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.