Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.
George CarlinWhen you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.
George CarlinHonesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George Carlin