Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.

It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.

We created god in our own image and likeness!

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

We [americans] are not a freedom-loving people in the beautiful, spiritual sense. We have an inspiring Constitution, but we're a hardhearted people.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Language always gives you away.