The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

hard work is a misleading term. physical effort & long hours do not constitute hard work. hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing. anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing...you're doing hard work.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.