Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?
The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.
If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.
I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?