Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.

Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.