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I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.

In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half, you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?

Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage.

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went?