Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids
McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.
Pardon me I've got nothing to say.
In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.