If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

To me, authority is something that a freer spirit, a more independent mind, and a person who can handle the world, doesn't need guidance from.

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.

Shopping and buying and getting and having comprise the Great American Addiction. No one is immune. When the underclass riots in this country they don't kill policemen and politicians, they steal merchandise. How embarrassing.