Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.

Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

The US Army has announced that although it is true they performed mind-destroying drug tests on hundreds of soldiers in the 1960s, none of the victims have been promoted beyond the rank of lieutenant colonel.

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

I'm a believer that things happen. Fate is what happens.