Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.