People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
George CarlinLanguage is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show.
George CarlinWe [americans] are not a freedom-loving people in the beautiful, spiritual sense. We have an inspiring Constitution, but we're a hardhearted people.
George Carlin