Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

I did LSD and peyote in the late Sixties, before I got into cocaine. That was concurrent with my change from a straight comic to the album and counterculture period, and those drugs served their purpose. They helped open me up.

Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

Most people are not particularly good at anything.

Sex criminals. Completely incurable... I suppose you could outlaw religion and these sex crimes would disappear in a generation or two, but we don't have time for rational solutions.