Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

The writing is what gives me the joy, especially editing myself for the page, and getting something ready to show to the editors, and then to have a first draft and get it back and work to fix it, I love reworking, I love editing, love love love revision, revision, revision, revision.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.

The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.

What year did Jesus think it was?