I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

What I became a comedian for was to get my art out. To get some of these feelings and things I had on my chest out. I don't care if people believe them, listen to them, change their ways, or think, or any of that kind of crap. I'm interested in showing off. I'm the same kid from sixth grade who stood up and said "watch this."

I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist.