Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

The effect of the coke on our relationship [with my wife Brenda] was very sick. Now that it's over, those were actually funny times. Looking for each other's coke, hiding it, finding it, doing some, not telling the other. Then fighting over it.

There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.

The rebellious mood of the country during those [60th] years allowed me to plug right back into my old hatreds. I could scream and holler, as I did on the albums, against religion, government, big business - all those assholes and their values. That hatred was very real.

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.