For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

Anger is a handy term and words are tricky, as we know. What one man perceives as anger, another person - in my case the deliverer of material - is, "Don't you see it, don't you see how badly you're doing?" It's like shaking a child - which you're not supposed to do.

It's harder to be funny from the position of power.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage.