If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

I've just completed a five-year period that can perhaps best be called a breathing spell. A time of getting my health back and gathering my strength. That time also included incredible cocaine abuse, a heart attack and my wife's recovery from both alcoholism and cocaine abuse.