I loved the angiogram. They stick a thing in your thigh and it goes all the way up to your heart. Isn't that a thrill? Well, at least the nurse scored thigh.
George CarlinThe wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what Iโm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I canโt quite remember.
George CarlinIf a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.
George Carlin