Pardon me I've got nothing to say.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

Religion is just mind control.

The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.