Pardon me I've got nothing to say.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.

There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine ... been here 4 1/2 billion years. We've been here, what, a 100,000 years, maybe 200,000. And we've only been engaged in heavy industry a little over 200 years. 200 years versus 4 1/2 billion. And we have the conceit to think that somehow we're a threat? The planet isn't going away. We are.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.