In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.
George CarlinAlthough the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.
George CarlinWe [americans] are not a freedom-loving people in the beautiful, spiritual sense. We have an inspiring Constitution, but we're a hardhearted people.
George CarlinSome people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
George Carlin