So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course.

Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

I always knew I could hold people's attention and make them laugh every 30 or 40 seconds, and I got approval and attention for that, so the behavior was reinforced. Later, that became an important skill on the street corner.

I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.