When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit.
A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.
Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.
Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.