What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

I think you can talk about anything if the context is correctly arranged. If you set up the context and you bring the audience along carefully enough with you, you can get them to cross the line with you. What I try to do is talk about things that bother me, and I hope that in doing so I bother other people.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.

The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.