If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?
George CarlinSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
George CarlinIt is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.
George CarlinA flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning the flag for what you perceive to be the bad things the country has done. it's only a symbol. It's only a piece of cloth.
George CarlinI say things that can be defined as prayers. But I don't pray to a power or ask an entity to intercede in the earthly scheme, because I don't believe that happens. But if I see a really unfortunate person in the street, I do pray, yes, though I suppose it's really more like a mantra to ease my own sorrow.
George Carlin