If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.
I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.
Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?
Surround yourself with what you love.
The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.
The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage.