I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.
If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?
If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.