She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.